• Mail-In Brain Surgery

    Mail-In Brain Surgery

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Neurosurgery online learning university hereby certifies: Dr. Fitzsimmons.

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  • Medical App Update

    Medical App Update

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    It’s been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When’s the last time you updated that medical app?

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  • Mullet Infection

    Mullet Infection

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Weeell…. Looks like you’ve got a mullet infection.

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  • Pant Sag Lab

    Pant Sag Lab

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Your son’s lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low.

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  • Photobombed X-rays

    Photobombed X-rays

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Somehow you got photobombed during your x-rays!

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  • Piggy Bank IV

    Piggy Bank IV

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Piggy Bank IV

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  • Politician Truth Yoga

    Politician Truth Yoga

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    No, senator, I’m afraid stretching the truth doesn’t count as yoga.

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  • Popsicle Doctor

    Popsicle Doctor

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Here’s another popsicle stick for ya, doc.

    Thanks, Earl.

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  • Schizophrenic Doctor

    Schizophrenic Doctor

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Wow, three opinions for the price of one- what a bargain!

    Erwin Swanson, schizophrenic doctor.

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  • Second Aid

    Second Aid

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The first aid team has the day off.

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  • Side Effect Voices

    Side Effect Voices

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The voices from my prescription side effects say you should consider lowering the dosage.

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  • Toilet Water On The Brain

    Toilet Water On The Brain

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Your lab work came back positive for toilet water on the brain.

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  • Voice Mailbox Setup

    Voice Mailbox Setup

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I’m prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox.”

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  • Voodoo Doctor

    Voodoo Doctor

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back…

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