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  • Dead Air

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We need to pull the plug on this radio show.. There’s too much dead air.

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  • Dead MacDonald

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Old MacDonald bought the farm E-I-E-I-O…

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  • Dead Waldo

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Police search teams finally find Waldo.

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  • Death And Food To Go

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please.

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  • Death Birds

    $20.00 – $100.00
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  • Death Bum

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Life expectancy is on the rise.

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  • Death Check In

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Lakeville Medical Center.  Check In.  Cash and all major credit cards accepted.  Or save your money and check out.

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  • Death Dog Walk

    $20.00 – $100.00
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  • Death Feedback

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Feedback Card.  How was your death?  5. Excellent 4. Good 3. Fair 2. Poor 1. Horrible

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  • Death Outsourcing

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, hey, relax, I’m not here to take you I’ve outsourced all that long ago.  I’m now strictly on the administrative end.

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  • Death Reads Life

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Death Reads Life

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  • Death Status

    $20.00 – $100.00

    When I’m finished with you would you like me to update your Facebook status?

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  • Fenton’s Mom

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Attn Employees:  Chester Fenton’s mom passed away.  We’re taking up a collection.

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  • Firing Squad Prizes

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I’ll take the one on the far left… the panda bear…

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  • Gondolences

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Our gondolences on your loss.

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  • Grim Reaper Auditions

    $20.00 – $100.00

    So did I  get the job or not?  Grim Reaper auditions today 1-4.

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  • Hades Uber Ferry

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Change of plans, folks– before I drop you off in Hades I’m picking up another passenger on separate business.

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  • John Dough

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Jenkins! Quit playing with that John Dough and get over here!

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  • Just Do It

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man standing on building, ready to jump off and commit suicide, sees an ad with Nike’s Just Do It slogan.

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  • Morgue Baking Soda

    $20.00 – $100.00

    City Morgue.  Industrial Size Baking Soda.

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