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  • Biff Date

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Biff enjoyed dating older women.

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  • Big Key Chain

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Why can’t you just hang your key to the city on an office wall like a normal honoree?

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  • Blowup Family

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

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  • Bonding Issues

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We don’t bond any more.  Super Glue.

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  • Crazy Janine

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Well there you are,  you sneaky little fella!  It took a while but I finally found you!  Let’s do lunch, babe!  Janine often played hard to get. Rid Of.

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  • Dating Service

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Acme Dating Service.  Take a phone number.

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  • Deflated Girlfriend

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Air.

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  • Diphthong Girl

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Linguistics Research Center.  Every time she bent over Ben would check out Kate’s diphthong.

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  • Emotional Availability

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Sorry we are currently emotionally unavailable.  Try again later.  Thanks!

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  • Foam Proposal

    $20.00 – $100.00
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  • Homeless Dating

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I’d invite you in but my box is a mess.

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  • Moron Bar

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The moron night club and bar.  Pssst!  Pssst!  You can make an extra twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge,  look the other way and lets us sneak in.

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  • Three’s A Crowd

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Man and woman are at a restaurant drinking with their arms twisted around each other and a third arm pops up in the middle of them.

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