• Aspirations Restraining Order

    Aspirations Restraining Order

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me.

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  • Backseat Psychopath Safety

    Backseat Psychopath Safety

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Whoa – you’re not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, Mister Backseat Psychopath!”

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  • Bad Hair Day

    Bad Hair Day

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Al has a bad hair day.

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  • Bath Scum

    Bath Scum

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The part Verna hasted most about cleaning the bathroom was the scum in the bathtub.

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  • Bounty Price Scanner

    Bounty Price Scanner

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    An old west sheriff hauls in an outlaw to a bounty price scanner.

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  • Caveman Parking

    Caveman Parking

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

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  • Crash Test Kidnapping

    Crash Test Kidnapping

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Crash test dummies crash in car that has a kidnapping victim in the trunk.

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  • Criminal ID

    Criminal ID

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I’ll just go grab that beer for you now…

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  • Drive Thru Stickup

    Drive Thru Stickup

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man tries to hold up a bank in the drive thru.

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  • Fast Food Surprise Loot

    Fast Food Surprise Loot

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The best part about robbing a McDonald’s is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag.

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  • Fast Glasses

    Fast Glasses

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Even when they don’t have my favorite frames in stock they go get them fast … I don’t know how they do it!

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  • Hostage Help Sign

    Hostage Help Sign

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Highway road sign reads: ‘Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!’

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  • Lots of Hands in the Air

    Lots of Hands in the Air

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A mugger demands his victim put his hands in the air but the victim surprises the criminal with a box full of hands.

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  • Marionette Drug Dealer

    Marionette Drug Dealer

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Whoa! Wait a minute – It’s not that kind of wire! I’m a drug dealer, same as you guys!

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  • Mindfulness Robberies

    Mindfulness Robberies

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Empty your mind and your pockets!”

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  • Most Wanted Dogs

    Most Wanted Dogs

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Post office has dogs featured on wanted posters in the lobby.

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  • Prison Hashmark Tattoos

    Prison Hashmark Tattoos

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    One prisoner is giving another prisoner tattoos that are hashmarks of the time he’s been in prison.

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  • Rough Golf Courses

    Rough Golf Courses

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Golf courses on the rough side of town.

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  • Swiss Army Shank

    Swiss Army Shank

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!

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  • Trapeze Stickup

    Trapeze Stickup

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Circus trapeze artist is held up by a robber trapeze artist with a gun.

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