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Aspirations Restraining Order
$20.00 – $100.00
I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me.

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Backseat Psychopath Safety
$20.00 – $100.00
“Whoa – you’re not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, Mister Backseat Psychopath!”

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Bad Hair Day
$20.00 – $100.00
Al has a bad hair day.

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Bath Scum
$20.00 – $100.00
The part Verna hasted most about cleaning the bathroom was the scum in the bathtub.

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Bounty Price Scanner
$20.00 – $100.00
An old west sheriff hauls in an outlaw to a bounty price scanner.

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Caveman Parking
$20.00 – $100.00
Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

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Crash Test Kidnapping
$20.00 – $100.00
Crash test dummies crash in car that has a kidnapping victim in the trunk.

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Criminal ID
$20.00 – $100.00
Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I’ll just go grab that beer for you now…

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Drive Thru Stickup
$20.00 – $100.00
Man tries to hold up a bank in the drive thru.

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Fast Food Surprise Loot
$20.00 – $100.00
The best part about robbing a McDonald’s is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag.

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Fast Glasses
$20.00 – $100.00
Even when they don’t have my favorite frames in stock they go get them fast … I don’t know how they do it!

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Hostage Help Sign
$20.00 – $100.00
Highway road sign reads: ‘Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!’

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Marionette Drug Dealer
$20.00 – $100.00
Whoa! Wait a minute – It’s not that kind of wire! I’m a drug dealer, same as you guys!

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Mindfulness Robberies
$20.00 – $100.00
“Empty your mind and your pockets!”

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Most Wanted Dogs
$20.00 – $100.00
Post office has dogs featured on wanted posters in the lobby.

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Prison Hashmark Tattoos
$20.00 – $100.00
One prisoner is giving another prisoner tattoos that are hashmarks of the time he’s been in prison.

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Rough Golf Courses
$20.00 – $100.00

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

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Swiss Army Shank
$20.00 – $100.00
My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!

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Trapeze Stickup
$20.00 – $100.00
Circus trapeze artist is held up by a robber trapeze artist with a gun.

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Watch Crime Zone
$20.00 – $100.00
Signs says ‘Eat popcorn and watch crime zone’

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