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  • Aspirations Restraining Order

    $20.00 – $100.00

    I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me.

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  • Backseat Psychopath Safety

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Whoa – you’re not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, Mister Backseat Psychopath!”

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  • Bank Robber of the Month

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Bank Robber of the Month

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  • Caveman Parking

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

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  • Clown Drive-By Shootings

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Clown drive-by shootings.

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  • Fast Food Surprise Loot

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The best part about robbing a McDonald’s is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag.

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  • Foam Suspect

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    After we showed him the partial print we got a the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.

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  • Food Cop

    $20.00 – $100.00

    No! No! No! That was a typo in the script! It’s supposed to be good cop, bad cop, not food cop, bad cop!!!

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  • Graffiti Tan

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Irwin becomes an unwitting victim of spray-tan graffiti.

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  • Gun Swipe

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Please swipe your gun then enter your pin number…

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  • Hearing Aid Dogs

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Hearing aid dogs.

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  • Hostage Help Sign

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Highway road sign reads: ‘Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!’

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  • Invisible Lineup Suspect

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Do any of these suspects look like the one who stole your invisibility potion, professor?”

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  • iWitness

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Gordon’s observation of the robbery at the apple store makes him an iWitness.

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  • Jacksonian Bad Cop

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Your butt is mine gonna tell you right…

    The Lakeville police dept. had a good cop bad cop team, but the bad cop was only “bad” in the strictly Michael Jacksonian sense of the word.

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  • Large Bills

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Hey, I said no large bills!

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  • Lots of Hands in the Air

    $20.00 – $100.00

    A mugger demands his victim put his hands in the air but the victim surprises the criminal with a box full of hands.

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  • Magician Arrest

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Dispatch, be advised I have apprehended the suspect, have him cuffed and in my locked cruiser, copy that?

    The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

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  • Mansion Painting Lineup

    $20.00 – $100.00

    “Do any of these eyes look like the ones spying on you behind an old mansion painting?”

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  • Marionette Drug Dealer

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Whoa! Wait a minute – It’s not that kind of wire! I’m a drug dealer, same as you guys!

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