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  • Another Data Breach

    $20.00 – $100.00

    What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?

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  • Expensive Thoughts

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Penny for your thoughts, Jenkins? I’d sell you mine but you couldn’t afford them.

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  • Extreme Risk Taker

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Perkins, I didn’t get where I am today without taking a few risks.

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  • Filing Cabinet Hotel

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The top two drawers are for insurance forms, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.

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  • Golden Parachute Pants

    $20.00 – $100.00

    The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal.

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  • Good Idea Box

    $20.00 – $100.00

    An office worker is standing near a box with a sign above reading, ‘Place good ideas management can take credit for here.’

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  • Low Expectations

    $20.00 – $100.00

    As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.

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  • Personal Green Space

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.

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  • Submarine Goals

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Once again, we’ve managed to miss this month’s sales goals. Fortunately, we hit all of our sub goals.

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