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Another Data Breach
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?

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Expensive Thoughts
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Penny for your thoughts, Jenkins? I’d sell you mine but you couldn’t afford them.

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Extreme Risk Taker
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Perkins, I didn’t get where I am today without taking a few risks.

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Filing Cabinet Hotel
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
The top two drawers are for insurance forms, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.

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Golden Parachute Pants
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal.

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Good Idea Box
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
An office worker is standing near a box with a sign above reading, ‘Place good ideas management can take credit for here.’

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Low Expectations
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.

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Personal Green Space
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.

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Submarine Goals
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
Once again, we’ve managed to miss this month’s sales goals. Fortunately, we hit all of our sub goals.

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