• Concert Emergency

    Concert Emergency

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen!  We need help–can anybody in the audience play the tambourine?

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Frankenstein Ballad

    Frankenstein Ballad

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    AAAAAAAHH! Fire bad!  Fire bad!  The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein’s band played a ballad.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Grocery Rock

    Grocery Rock

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Hey, thanks for comin out tonight.  All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store…

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Math Concert

    Math Concert

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Live in concert tonight:  The Mathematics.  Please form a Y=MX+B.

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Music Alert

    Music Alert

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    As part of a new federal mandate, the emergency broadcast system test is extended to include live concerts.  EEEEEEEEEE

     

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Orchestra Surfing

    Orchestra Surfing

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Perkins!  Quit goofing around and get back on this stage now!

     

    Select optionsDone This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page