Accept Terms
$20.00 – $100.00Punk guy logs into 80’s german heavy metal forum on computer.
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Activation Key to the City
$20.00 – $100.00For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!
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Advanced Login
$20.00 – $100.00“I really enjoy contributing to the advanced mathematics online forum, but the login process is ridiculous!”
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Behavioral Tracking Christmas
$20.00 – $100.00“Sorry, Tyler, but based on your behavior so far, there’s a 63.7% chance you’ll get coal for Christmas … ”
Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.
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Big Old Phones And Big New Phones
$20.00 – $100.00“… So I’m standing near this old guy and he’s using an old, giant cell phone– I mean this thing is ridiculous! HAHAHAHA!”
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Buffering Dreams
$20.00 – $100.00“Ugh… I didn’t sleep mode well last night… all my dreams buffered.”
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Computer MMA
$20.00 – $100.00Computers can beat humans at chess but they still have a ways to go with mixed martial arts.
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Computer Scientist Epitaph
$20.00 – $100.00Epitaph on cemetery headstone reads: Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist, Booted Up 1928, Crashed 2009.
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Corporate Piracy
$20.00 – $100.00“Of course I’ve been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?”
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Dance Club Malfunction
$20.00 – $100.00Carson tries to do the robot at the club but has a malfunction.
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Data Dice
$20.00 – $100.00I Don’t know, I just thought my data dash-board could use some fuzzy dice.
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Digital Deadbeat Boyfriend
$20.00 – $100.00It all started out innocently enough allowing Alexa to come into our home, but then she invited her deadbeat boyfriend along, and now we can’t seem to get rid of him.
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Digital Red Tape
$20.00 – $100.00Technology has helped us get rid of all the administrative red tape – now the mess is all digital.