A Side of Crisis
Price range: $20.00 through $100.00“Would you like your coffee with a side of existential crisis of just a sprinkle of extra foam?”
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“Would you like your coffee with a side of existential crisis of just a sprinkle of extra foam?”

Caution construction workers standing around and drinking coffee, next mile.

“Ummm… that’s actually for me, Officer.”

Don’t talk to your dad- he hasn’t had his morning coffee yet!

Photocoffier: A fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

Thank you so much for taking me out of that, guys. I don’t know what I was thinking– I guess I just felt guilty about poisoning the coffee.

“Ugh! They always spell my name wrong!”