• Aspirations Restraining Order

    Aspirations Restraining Order

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me.

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  • Clown Prison Pie

    Clown Prison Pie

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    There’s no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie.

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  • Prison Hashmark Tattoos

    Prison Hashmark Tattoos

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    One prisoner is giving another prisoner tattoos that are hashmarks of the time he’s been in prison.

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  • Swiss Army Shank

    Swiss Army Shank

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!

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