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  • Cell Phone Dog

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Bark! Bark! Bark!

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  • Contortionist Funeral

    $20.00 – $100.00

    We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend, and contortionist…

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  • Gondolences

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Our gondolences on your loss.

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  • Labyrinth Appraiser

    $20.00 – $100.00

     

    Yes, I know you’ve been calling here for years trying to get ahold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn’t in right now… in fact, he still hasn’t returned from his first-ever appraisal!

    Jack Shelton, Labyrinth Appraiser

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  • Reaper Phone

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Nooooooooo!  Please don’t kill my phone!

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  • Robo Caller

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Oh, God I have to talk to a @#*!  Human!  Unit 3000-21 calls customer service.

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  • Santa Phone

    $20.00 – $100.00

    Claus on the santa phone.

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