• Acme Adhesive Corp.

    Acme Adhesive Corp.

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man sitting at desk at Acme Adhesive Corp. with papers stuck all over him.

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  • Another Data Breach

    Another Data Breach

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?

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  • Blister Pack Data Security

    Blister Pack Data Security

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.

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  • CEO Piñatas

    CEO Piñatas

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    CEO Piñatas

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  • Death Outsourcing

    Death Outsourcing

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Oh, hey, relax, I’m not here to take you I’ve outsourced all that long ago.  I’m now strictly on the administrative end.

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  • Desk Request

    Desk Request

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Mrs Higgins, please bring me my desk.”

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  • Don In Boxers

    Don In Boxers

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Tom, this is Joe in sales, Bill in marketing, Kent in accounting, and Don in boxers.”

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  • Expensive Thoughts

    Expensive Thoughts

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Penny for your thoughts, Jenkins? I’d sell you mine but you couldn’t afford them.

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  • Extreme Risk Taker

    Extreme Risk Taker

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Perkins, I didn’t get where I am today without taking a few risks.

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  • Fall Guy Promotion

    Fall Guy Promotion

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Good news, Janitor Guy! I’m promoting you to the CEO of the company! There’s nobody I more qualified I could think of to defend us against those bogus federal charges!

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  • Family Desk Pictures

    Family Desk Pictures

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Mrs. Crenshaw, please bring up a picture of a family for my desk.”

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  • Far Outbox, Man

    Far Outbox, Man

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Businessman sitting at his desk with desk trays that are labeled ‘In’ and ‘Far Out, Man’.

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  • First Dollar

    First Dollar

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Businessman sitting at his office desk with signs behind him. One reads ‘our first dollar.’ The other reads ‘the guy who gave us our first dollar’ and he is locked inside a box under the sign.

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  • Flag Boss

    Flag Boss

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Executive sitting at his desk at corporate headquarters, showing the flagpole outside with the US flag flying and a flag flying with his face underneath.

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  • Giant Cancelled Check

    Giant Cancelled Check

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.”

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  • Giant Check Register

    Giant Check Register

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register …”

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  • Giant Hole Puncher

    Giant Hole Puncher

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I couldn’t find the giant scissors.

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  • Golden Parachute Pants

    Golden Parachute Pants

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal.

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  • Hellvetica

    Hellvetica

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “The memo looks good, Mrs. Jones. Change the font to Hellvetica and print it up!”

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  • In And Out Wives

    In And Out Wives

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Businessman sitting at his desk with desk trays that are labeled ‘In’ and ‘Out’. The Inbox has a new trophy wife, and the outbox has his old wife.

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