• Clean Slate

    Clean Slate

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Graveyard headstone epitaph reads: Biff Sherwin, started with a clean slate but finished with this one.

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  • Contortionist Funeral

    Contortionist Funeral

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend, and contortionist…

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  • Dead Air

    Dead Air

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    We need to pull the plug on this radio show.. There’s too much dead air.

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  • Dead Waldo

    Dead Waldo

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Police search teams finally find Waldo.

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  • Death Birds

    Death Birds

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
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  • Death Bum

    Death Bum

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Life expectancy is on the rise.

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  • Death Check In

    Death Check In

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Lakeville Medical Center.  Check In.  Cash and all major credit cards accepted.  Or save your money and check out.

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  • Death Dog Walk

    Death Dog Walk

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
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