Al-Gorithm
$20.00 – $100.00Al Gorithm Chief Data Officer
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Big Data Robert
$20.00 – $100.00…and here we have Robert, who handles all of our big data projects.
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Building Repair Budget
$20.00 – $100.00“… And so it looks like another bad month as the data continues its downward trend.”
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Censored Data
$20.00 – $100.00“The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”
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Continued Downstairs
$20.00 – $100.00The numbers look bad this month… like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad.
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Cow Data
$20.00 – $100.00Some Swiss dairy farmers are attaching monitors to their cows so they can track hormonal data on their smartphones imagine those texts…
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Crushed Data Preview
$20.00 – $100.00Last month’s sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.
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Data Beggar
$20.00 – $100.00Beggar on street corner with sign reading: ‘Had volumes of data at my fingertips and still didn’t see this one coming.’
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Data Collection Schemes
$20.00 – $100.00Jerry unwittingly walks into another data collection scheme.
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Data Cooler
$20.00 – $100.00This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process – we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!
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Data Dice
$20.00 – $100.00I Don’t know, I just thought my data dash-board could use some fuzzy dice.
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Explosive Data Security
$20.00 – $100.00Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files.
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Medical Privacy Publicity
$20.00 – $100.00I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!
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Small Data
$20.00 – $100.00We can’t do big data, so we got a bunch of small data and threw it all together.
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Stuck in a Patch of Fog
$20.00 – $100.00“Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.”
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Vaccination By Data
$20.00 – $100.00“Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!”