Al-Gorithm
$20.00 – $100.00Al Gorithm Chief Data Officer
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…and here we have Robert, who handles all of our big data projects.
“… And so it looks like another bad month as the data continues its downward trend.”
“The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars.”
The numbers look bad this month… like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad.
Some Swiss dairy farmers are attaching monitors to their cows so they can track hormonal data on their smartphones imagine those texts…
Last month’s sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.
Beggar on street corner with sign reading: ‘Had volumes of data at my fingertips and still didn’t see this one coming.’
Jerry unwittingly walks into another data collection scheme.
This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process – we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!
I Don’t know, I just thought my data dash-board could use some fuzzy dice.
Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files.
I appreciate how you’ve protected my privacy, Doc. I’m gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!
We can’t do big data, so we got a bunch of small data and threw it all together.
“Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.”
“Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!”