• Beer Toll Booth

    Beer Toll Booth

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Slide another beer down here, Charlie!

    Hey, this is gettin’ pretty expensive, buddy!

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  • Criminal ID

    Criminal ID

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I’ll just go grab that beer for you now…

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  • Moron Bar

    Moron Bar

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The moron night club and bar.  Pssst!  Pssst!  You can make an extra twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge,  look the other way and lets us sneak in.

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  • Senior Discount

    Senior Discount

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I knew there was a catch to this senior citizen discount.    Senior Citizens Stop Here.  Buffet.

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