• Ancient Egyptian Crime

    Ancient Egyptian Crime

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

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  • Backseat Psychopath Safety

    Backseat Psychopath Safety

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Whoa – you’re not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, Mister Backseat Psychopath!”

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  • Bad Hair Day

    Bad Hair Day

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Al has a bad hair day.

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  • Bank Robber of the Month

    Bank Robber of the Month

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Bank Robber of the Month

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  • Belt Buckle Ticket

    Belt Buckle Ticket

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’m writing you a ticket because your belt isn’t buckled.

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  • Crash Test Kidnapping

    Crash Test Kidnapping

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Crash test dummies crash in car that has a kidnapping victim in the trunk.

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  • Criminal ID

    Criminal ID

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I’ll just go grab that beer for you now…

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  • Drive Thru Stickup

    Drive Thru Stickup

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man tries to hold up a bank in the drive thru.

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  • Fast Food Surprise Loot

    Fast Food Surprise Loot

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    The best part about robbing a McDonald’s is the accidental fries at the bottom of the bag.

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  • Fast Glasses

    Fast Glasses

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Even when they don’t have my favorite frames in stock they go get them fast … I don’t know how they do it!

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  • Filthy Pig Coffee

    Filthy Pig Coffee

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Ummm… that’s actually for me, Officer.”

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  • Final Pantomimes

    Final Pantomimes

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Do you have any final pantomimes?

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  • Flower Stickup

    Flower Stickup

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    This is a stick-up!

    Say it with flowers

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  • Foam Suspect

    Foam Suspect

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    After we showed him the partial print we got a the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.

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  • Food Cop

    Food Cop

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    No! No! No! That was a typo in the script! It’s supposed to be good cop, bad cop, not food cop, bad cop!!!

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  • Gun Swipe

    Gun Swipe

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Please swipe your gun then enter your pin number…

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  • Hacked Debt

    Hacked Debt

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now.

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  • Hearing Aid Dogs

    Hearing Aid Dogs

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

     

    Hearing aid dogs.

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  • Hostage Help Sign

    Hostage Help Sign

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Highway road sign reads: ‘Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!’

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  • Invisible Lineup Suspect

    Invisible Lineup Suspect

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Do any of these suspects look like the one who stole your invisibility potion, professor?”

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