• Death And Food To Go

    Death And Food To Go

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please.

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  • Deflated Girlfriend

    Deflated Girlfriend

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Air.

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  • Digital Deadbeat Boyfriend

    Digital Deadbeat Boyfriend

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    It all started out innocently enough allowing Alexa to come into our home, but then she invited her deadbeat boyfriend along, and now we can’t seem to get rid of him.

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  • Diphthong Girl

    Diphthong Girl

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Linguistics Research Center.  Every time she bent over Ben would check out Kate’s diphthong.

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  • Emotional Availability

    Emotional Availability

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Sorry we are currently emotionally unavailable.  Try again later.  Thanks!

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  • Foam Proposal

    Foam Proposal

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00
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  • Fuzzy Joke Love

    Fuzzy Joke Love

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Bill and Anita decide to spice up their love life with a trip to the adult section of their local joke shop.

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  • Gender Bender

    Gender Bender

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Half man, half woman stands in front of bathroom mirror with a towel that reads his/hers.

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  • Heady Proposal

    Heady Proposal

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Erma, will you take my hand in… er, uh… will you marry me?

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  • Hermit Crab Affair

    Hermit Crab Affair

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Tell me where the scoundrel is! I know he’s here somewhere!

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  • Homeless Dating

    Homeless Dating

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I’d invite you in but my box is a mess.

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  • Husband Co-host

    Husband Co-host

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I don’t care if he takes the pressure off of you when we talk–get rid of the cohost!  Zing!

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  • iMacrame

    iMacrame

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    iMacrame

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  • Insurance Benefit Friends

    Insurance Benefit Friends

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Then I’m gonna take my dirty, hot drug plan and cover you all over with the meds you want…  Oh God!!!  Friends with insurance benefits.

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  • Intuitive Interface

    Intuitive Interface

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface …

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  • Jousting Lance Romance

    Jousting Lance Romance

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Knight carves initials into tree with his jousting lance.

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  • Jumbletron

    Jumbletron

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting ‘Susan, will you marry me?’ to the stadium’s Jumbletron.

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  • Kinky Dummies

    Kinky Dummies

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Oh, baby, you’re so kinky!

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  • Las Vagueness

    Las Vagueness

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness..

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  • Long Wok

    Long Wok

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    What!  I told you I like long Woks on the beach..  What were you expecting?

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