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Performer juggles chainsaws with prosthetic arms.
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I want my five bucks back, rip-off artist!
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Yeah, we don’t need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!
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When clowns run out of ammunition.
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Clown with small feet: ‘Birth defect.’
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Clown drive-by shootings.
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There’s no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie.
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A clown shoots his prank gun with a prank silencer.
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Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should’ve seen the surgeon instead of the magician.
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Mary Poppins singing, ‘A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down…‘ to diabetic children.
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Fire breaks out during magic show, while person cut in half is stuck on stage.
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Frankly my dear, I don’t do windows. Gone with the Windex.
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Man playing ‘Guac-A-Mole‘ game gets splattered with lots of guacamole.
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Tightrope walker encounters human cannonball crossing sign on the high wire.
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He got demoted from human cannonball to human gumball.
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A mime uses his invisible box cleaner to clean his invisible box.
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Man doing karate and karaoke for a new form of entertainment called ‘Karataoke.’
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Jack Reynolds, leper stuntman.
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Madonna: The retirement years.
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Some rejected prototypes from Madonna’s bra lab.