Data Dump
$20.00 – $100.00“Dear John, Your preferential data points don’t align with my emerging interest clusters. This relationship is invalid. -Monica.
John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.
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Data Silence
$20.00 – $100.00“So what is the data telling us? Well, as of this point here, we’re no longer on speaking terms.”
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Data Trespasser Warning
$20.00 – $100.00Man reading sign : Private cloud area / Â No data trespassers allowed
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Data Visualization Tats
$20.00 – $100.00Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.
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Digital Deadbeat Boyfriend
$20.00 – $100.00It all started out innocently enough allowing Alexa to come into our home, but then she invited her deadbeat boyfriend along, and now we can’t seem to get rid of him.
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Digital Red Tape
$20.00 – $100.00Technology has helped us get rid of all the administrative red tape – now the mess is all digital.
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Downticks, Upticks, Antics
$20.00 – $100.00“As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.”
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Low Expectations
$20.00 – $100.00As the data shows us in this chart, sales have exceeded expectations. In a related graph, expectations are at an all-time low.
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Magic Numbers
$20.00 – $100.00” … And thanks to the Great Anton with his powers of levitation, our customer intelligence numbers are up for the fourth consecutive month.”
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March Madness Data Downer
$20.00 – $100.00Man at desk: “I carefully examine the data for my March Madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors.”
Anita: “I really like the chartreuse-colored team this year!”
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Novelty Chart Hat
$20.00 – $100.00“As the data indicates, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter…”
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Personal Data Overload
$20.00 – $100.00Man forgets anniversary due to overindulgence with his vital data.
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Prison Data Projects
$20.00 – $100.00“For you new prisoners here, the guards will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects…”
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Reactive Data Security
$20.00 – $100.00Two data workers running in full panic out of room with sign on door “Reactive Data Security”
Data worker relaxing in another room with sign on door “Predictive Data Security”
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Rebel Data Outlier
$20.00 – $100.00” We’ve got a nice looking trend line here- I’d like to thank the entire team for contributing this data, including Gerald, for the outlier.”
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Santa Data
$20.00 – $100.00Cartoon showing Santa sitting at his desk with two computer monitors, one says ‘naughty data,’ and the other says ‘nice data.’
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Small Data
$20.00 – $100.00We can’t do big data, so we got a bunch of small data and threw it all together.