• Shower Drive Thru

    Shower Drive Thru

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Thank you for your order.  Please pull up to the next window…  AAAH! Pervert!!

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  • Sounds of the Ocean Customer Service

    Sounds of the Ocean Customer Service

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A cartoon showing a man standing on a beach shore, listening to a shell say, “Thank you for calling sounds of the ocean. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. You are currently caller #37 in queue…”

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  • Spelling Complaints

    Spelling Complaints

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Yeah, we get a lot of complaints about our spelling.

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  • Thanks for Going Paperless

    Thanks for Going Paperless

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “It’s a letter from the credit card company saying thanks for enrolling in paperless billing.”

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  • The Customer Is Not Always Right

    The Customer Is Not Always Right

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “If the customer is always right, how come you guys keep bringing stuff back?”

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  • The Honesty Foundation

    The Honesty Foundation

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    “Thank you for calling the Honesty Foundation, your call is unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone.”

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  • Velvet Rope Distress

    Velvet Rope Distress

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A clumsy customer is wrapped up in a velvet rope and tries to reach the bell for assistance.

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  • Wait To Be Cheated

    Wait To Be Cheated

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Man at tax consultant agency reads sign that says ‘Please wait to be cheated.’

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  • Wedgie Burger

    Wedgie Burger

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    No! I said I want a veggie burger, not a wedgie burger!

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  • Wicker Worker

    Wicker Worker

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    Is there something I can help you with, Sir?

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  • Wisdom For A Swipe

    Wisdom For A Swipe

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A man is sitting by a credit card reader and a sign that reads: ‘A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting Visa and Mastercard.’

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  • You Are Infinitely Here

    You Are Infinitely Here

    Price range: $20.00 through $100.00

    A confused man looks at a directory map that says ‘You are here,’ pointing to a person standing in front of it, next to a directory with the same image inside of it, with another image of the same picture, repeating infinitely.

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