AAARP
$20.00 – $100.00Phyllis unwittingly calls AAARP instead of AAA.
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It all started one day in the woods. A 1974 AMC Hornet pulled up beside me and abducted me…
Car in a basket on a doorstep with a note on it that reads ‘Please take care of my baby.’
“Whoa – you’re not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, Mister Backseat Psychopath!”
A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Earvin is having second thoughts about getting a cellular payphone.
Crash test dummies crash in car that has a kidnapping victim in the trunk.
Thank you for using Death Star roadside assistance. Have a nice day…
Crash test dummy is test driving a car with a ‘Dummy On Board’ sign posted in the back car window.
“In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn’t a good idea …”